I'VE BEEN BEATEN BY A TWO YEAR OLD

I knew it was going to happen, but I didn't expect it to be this early on. Lauren has kicked my butt. I thought this would come when she was 13 or 14, but we are there already. I can't really put my finger on exactly how she did it but she just seems to know where all of my buttons are lately.

I have a feeling it is the inability to potty train her with pooping. That must be it. She's about 93% trained with peeing, but pooping seems to still be something she would rather do in her pants and then have fall out of her pants when I'm trying to remove them and she accidentally rolls through it, smearing it all over the carpet. When this horrible phase is over, I'm going to violently throw the carpet in the garbage. Knowing my aim, I'll miss.