11.1.13

YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE DAD OF A GIRL WHEN...

...your running gloves come out of the wash and you tell her, "Now we don't need to cry because we found our mittens."

...you watch "man shows" while brushing her hair.

...you pick her outfits by finding the girliest things in her drawers.

...the number of Seinfeld quotes that you throw out has been overrun by the number of Tinkerbell quotes that come out of your mouth.

...your house is full of pink.

...you enjoy looking at little dresses at the mall.

...you have to hold back when you're snuggling with her and your team scores.

...you sing nursery rhymes even though you only know 60% of the words and make up the rest.

...every pair of pants you put on her seems to have ruffles on the bum.

...you sit on the couch and scroll through pictures of her rather than watching the TV.

...you have already bought her her first purse.

...your wife loves watching you with your little girl.


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