IT'S EPIC

It took awhile but the it has happened. The monstrous sized bear that Aunty Elysha and my mom chose to, ahem, "bless" Lauren with has finally been named. Drum roll please........

Please welcome...

The name had to be big enough to reflect the bear's huge size. Who better to be named after than Andre the Giant? And this bear is the bear to end all bears so his last name is very fitting. Teddy bears were first called such after Teddy Roosevelt refused to kill a bear cub, thus this bear has taken on his last name. The first teddy to the last. 

Welcome to the world, Andre Roosevelt. Now we just need to build an extra level on the house to fit your massive furry body.